Skylar | 19 | Gender is fake | 🦇
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
Ain’t nobody got time for that
seriously who gives that many fucks, it’s called pants people
Shave my legs everyday? Pfft.
Shave my legs? Pfft.
my skin is way too sensitive for that, i’d be in bits.
Every day????
-shave ur legs w baby oil instead of shaving creme, its makes ur legs smoother, gives them moisture, and lets the razor glide leaving u with essentially no stubble
-rub cocoa butter lotion/creme on your legs and thighs and everywhere else ur boo thang is gonna be touchin up on also get as close to ur coochie as u can get it makes ur skin rlly supple and smell good
-before u put lipstick on try patting foundation on ur lips before applying ur color bc it makes it last longer through oral sex and makin out
-try sticking to matte finish foundations bc they tend to stick to ur skin better and dont rub off
-anatasia dip brow is almost 100% sweat, smear, and water proof, keep ur brows on fleek while u get the D
-when paired w the CORRECT FOUNDATION the anatasia contour palette sticks very well to your skin and doesnt blotch up when rollin around the sheets, it includes under eye powder, highlighter and bronzer
-carry summers eve cleansing cloths with u in your purse or whatever u carry it helps freshen ur coochie up in between heavy petting or sex
-always keep a pair of sweatpants, a hoodie, and comfy shoes in ur car just in case ur night gets really intense u will thank urself later, make up removers wipes too
-always keep 2 water bottles and a pack of gum in ur whip too, again u will thank urself later
Iont see anything hoeish about this. Just life advice.
Me neither, this shit is necessary advice
yall are so afraid of stuff being associated with hoes it hoe tips cause it was intended to be used by hoes for hoe activities and was created by a hoe!! stop discrediting us hoes fuck yall!!
Anonymous asked:
ruf1ohn1tram answered:
how are hairy legs an impediment to have sex
what kind of sex are u having that requires 100% shaved legs friend
Foreplay is actually more challenging… kissing your way up a hairy thigh feels weird for both of you. @spacestepmom may be having very unstupendous uninteresting sex
if hair on legs kills ur weak ass foreplay game u were probs never good at it to begin with lmfao
Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs*
Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs
the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.
I honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. I mean I’m a guy and most of the time I’m way too lazy to shave my face, I can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive
These are the types of guys we need
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
